Welcome to the Crab Boil.

It's just about that magical time of the year. When all the Student Government officers join in a violent orgy of betrayal, insanity and something at deeply inbreed into this American Culture: the glory of victory.

In the beginning of this grueling event there were four Presidents and Vice Presidents, respectively:

• Dan Ross and Marria Sutton
• Abe Cohen and Ed Fulton
• Briana Bragg and Jared Stark
• James Tobin and Nisha Hollingsworth

Now, there are three after Hollingsworth pulled out of the race. One Former SG Rep speculated that Hollingsworth pulled out because she was a former ally of Tony Teixeria/Abe Cohen ticket. This same Former Rep cited that Tobin "had, alone, enough to beat the top candidate twice -- with the whole art department."

Another source speculated that Hollingsworth blamed Tobin for having to leave the house, and this was her revenge.

I could call everyone I know and get a hundred different answers, I could ask Tobin himself and probably get smoke and mirrors. But I won't -- the poor bastard, he's the first victim of this Crab Boil of an election, and I promise he won't be the last -- just watch: